Lend A Hand, Just Not Mine

"It depends on what the meaning of the words 'is' is."

"To the extent the federal government didn't fully do its job right, I take responsibility."

"It depends on how you define alone…"

Who uttered these quotes? The first and third quotes are from Bill Clinton, concerning the Monica Lewinsky affair. The second is from a speech given today by George W. Bush. He’s finally admitting some responsibility for the New Olreans FEMA debacle.

“That spirit is the spirit of a determined nation willing to defend our freedoms, no matter what the cost. That American spirit says loud and clear that we’re willing to serve something greater than ourselves. We’re willing to serve people in need, a community we love.” George W. Bush - October 31, 2002

Ya…. right. I guess it depends on what the meaning of the word “love” is, right George?