Category: I’m a goof

This made me laugh…

A comment by a fellow Alumni of my high school,

“after the reunion, i see that we have all changed. apparently not as much as marty abernathy. whatever floats ones boat, or words to that effect….”

Not really sure if that’s a dig, or not. Pffffffffft. I don’t care, it made me laugh.

Some things, like sense of humor, just get better with age.

The New Cher

You know you’re a queer if:

“Vogue” is in your music library and it makes you want to “get up on the dance floor”…

or my living room….

*ahem*

On The Bus You Can Just Call Me Pat

All those years of watching SNL just paid off.

When I go to work I can’t go in full femme mode so I just go extremely andro. Since I go through some pretty rough neighborhoods I just let everyone think what they will.

A couple of days ago I lost my battery charger, or so I’d thought. Today on the bus a fellow regular said “She turned it in, although she referred to you as a woman.” Following “Pat’s” lead I simply said “I get that a lot.”

Thanks Pat, you saved my ass!

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Word For The Day.

If your say you love me, you should be able to show it in your words AND your deeds. Anything less is just flummery.

I am a woolgatherer! Sounds kinda scratchy!

woolgathering WOOL-gath-(uh)-ring, noun:
Indulgence in idle daydreaming.

What I lerned at dictionary.com

I feel like life is a crabwise slamdance.

crabwise KRAB-wyz, adjective:
1. Sideways.
2. In a cautiously indirect manner.

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