Category: *color me amused*

Dokken: Chicken Fucking Heavy Metal Rock Gods

I recently was watching the new Dokken/Norton Antivirus commercial (DENY version):

I think they’re funny as hell, but they led me to watch this old video:

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My Civilization’s Dying

Music kept me alive and sane when I was a teen/tween. One of my favorite bands was the Zero Boys. This song crystallizes that moment in time:

The really fucked up thing about the song is that it could be written today:

Civilization’s dying
And no one’s realizing
The position of hate stuck inside the gun

Civilization’s crying
And I won’t try to deny it
We got a problem son,
Something’s gotta be done

With the Pope
And the president
And the big rock star who made a lot of money
All got one thing in common
They know it ain’t no fun to get shot with a gun

Civilization’s dying
And no one’s realizing
The position of hate stuck inside the gun

Civilization’s crying
And I won’t try to deny it
We got a problem son,
Something’s gotta be done

Civilization’s dying
And no one’s realizing
The position of hate stuck inside the gun

Civilization’s crying
And I won’t try to deny it
We got a problem son,
Something’s gotta be done

With the Pope, and the president, and the big rock star who made a lot of money
Made a lot of money, made a lot of money, made a lot of money
Yeah!

I’m Kinda Pregnant!

Ever been complimented and offended at the same time?

I hadn’t, until today…

A woman I didn’t know asked me:

“So when are you due?”

As in pregnant!

:p

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