Category: *color me amused*

Dokken: Chicken Fucking Heavy Metal Rock Gods

I recently was watching the new Dokken/Norton Antivirus commercial:
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNanKfY5T9A&w=560&h=340]

I think they’re funny as hell, but they led me to watch this old video:

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My Civilization’s Dying

When I was a teen/tween, music kept me alive and sane. One of my favorite bands was the Zero Boys. This song crystallizes that moment in time:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fivIlsJOOf0&w=425&h=344]

The really fucked up thing about the song is that it could be written today:

Civilization’s dying
And no one’s realizing
The position of hate stuck inside the gun

Civilization’s crying
And I won’t try to deny it
We got a problem son,
Something’s gotta be done

With the Pope
And the president
And the big rock star who made a lot of money
All got one thing in common
They know it ain’t no fun to get shot with a gun

Civilization’s dying
And no one’s realizing
The position of hate stuck inside the gun

Civilization’s crying
And I won’t try to deny it
We got a problem son,
Something’s gotta be done

Civilization’s dying
And no one’s realizing
The position of hate stuck inside the gun

Civilization’s crying
And I won’t try to deny it
We got a problem son,
Something’s gotta be done

With the Pope, and the president, and the big rock star who made a lot of money
Made a lot of money, made a lot of money, made a lot of money
Yeah!

I get to feeling like shit, like we’re stuck in this fucking negative loop of corruption, stupidity, and hatred. And then…

I watch this:
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZwl6SCZGqE&w=425&h=344]

I’m Kinda Pregnant!

Ever been complimented and offended at the same time?

I hadn’t, until today…

A woman I didn’t know asked me:

“So when are you due?”

As in pregnant!

:p

Shrimp Sin

I’d forgotten I had this on my server….

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