https://martiabernathey.com/categories/dokken/ en Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:48:16 +0100 https://martiabernathey.com/2009/11/12/dokken-chicken-fucking.html Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:48:16 +0100 http://marti-abernathey.micro.blog/2009/11/12/dokken-chicken-fucking.html <!-- wp:paragraph --> <p>I recently was watching the new Dokken/Norton Antivirus commercial (DENY version):</p> <!-- /wp:paragraph --> <!-- wp:embed {"url":"[www.youtube.com/watch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO0FnDqqb1Y)","type":"video","providerNameSlug":"youtube","responsive":true,"className":"wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio"} --> <figure class="wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio"><div class="wp-block-embed__wrapper"> [www.youtube.com/watch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO0FnDqqb1Y) </div></figure> <!-- /wp:embed --> <!-- wp:paragraph --> <p>I think they're funny as hell, but they led me to watch this old video:</p> <!-- /wp:paragraph --> <!-- wp:more --> <!-- /wp:more --> <!-- wp:embed {"url":"[www.youtube.com/watch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvyBiHGr2b8)","type":"video","providerNameSlug":"youtube","responsive":true,"className":"wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio"} --> <figure class="wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio"><div class="wp-block-embed__wrapper"> [www.youtube.com/watch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvyBiHGr2b8) </div></figure> <!-- /wp:embed --> <!-- wp:paragraph --> <p>Is it just me, or is this video full of homoerotic imagery?</p> <!-- /wp:paragraph --> <!-- wp:paragraph --> <p>Lastly, I'd ask about this commercial:</p> <!-- /wp:paragraph --> <!-- wp:embed {"url":"[www.youtube.com/watch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMXeE1EXJPM)","type":"video","providerNameSlug":"youtube","responsive":true,"className":"wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio"} --> <figure class="wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio"><div class="wp-block-embed__wrapper"> [www.youtube.com/watch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMXeE1EXJPM) </div></figure> <!-- /wp:embed --> <!-- wp:paragraph --> <p>Um, does this mean Dokken is a band of Chicken fucking, hair metal gods?</p> <!-- /wp:paragraph -->